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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

(via jimmypooncan)

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore, via laugh-addict)

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

(Source: subtubitles, via deniablesmiles)

alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: proportionates, via thefuuuucomics)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.

1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

kreayshawn:

Telling this amazing story about how I got catfished by a fake diplo email account.

(via xoliam)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh, via thefuuuucomics)